Collection: Warlord Bar Soap
💀 This bar doesn’t lather like a flower. It lathers like a fight.
Warlord Bar Soap is forged for men who don’t mess around with loofahs and lotions. These bricks hit hard, scrub deep, and leave you smelling like the legend you are. Tough on grime, easy on skin, and loaded with bold masculine scents.
🔥 Cold-processed, hand-poured, and long-lasting
🔥 Gritty enough to scrub, smooth enough to hydrate
🔥 Masculine scents: Southern Tobacco and Dark 30
🔥 No cheap detergents. No watered-down garbage. Just war-ready soap.
⚠️ UPDATE: Currently out of stock. Bar Soap’s been sold out because we had to kick our old contract manufacturer to the curb. We’re now working with a new one to get the formula dialed in without compromising quality. ETA: a couple months.
Good shit takes time — and we’re not rushing a damn thing.
We’re not gonna rush perfection—but we’ll email you the second it’s back.
👉 Get on the list — notify me when it's back. You can sign up on the product page: Dark 30 Bar Soap or Southern Tobacco Bar Soap
💀 Wash like a man. Smell like you’ve got stories worth telling.
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Southern Tobacco Bar Soap
5.0 / 5.0
(12) 12 total reviews
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Dark 30 Bar Soap
5.0 / 5.0
(14) 14 total reviews
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Why Beard Oil Isn’t Optional
Think of your beard like a leather jacket. Ignore it, and it gets dry, cracked, and sad. Treat it right, and it only gets better with time.
Beard oil keeps your beard and the skin beneath it hydrated, healthy, and irritation-free. No flakes. No funky smells. No itching. No excuses.
If you’ve got a beard—or want one worth keeping—this isn’t a luxury. It’s a necessity.

The Ultimate Guide to Beard Oil
Everything you need to know—why it matters, how to use it, and how to make your beard legendary.
Beard Oil FAQs
What does beard oil actually do?
Beard oil hydrates your skin, softens your beard, and crushes itch, dryness, and flaking. It makes your beard look full, healthy, and badass—like it’s supposed to.
Is Warlord Beard Oil good for short beards or stubble
Absolutely. Whether you’re rocking five o'clock shadow or a full-blown Viking mane, Warlord Beard Oil keeps it soft, healthy, and looking legendary.
When should I apply beard oil?
The best time to apply is right after a shower, when your pores are open and your beard is clean. But honestly? Any time your beard feels dry or unruly is fair game.
How much beard oil should I use?
Depends on the length:
- Short Beard: 5 drops
- Medium Beard: 10 drops
- Long Beard: 15+ drops
Start small and adjust. A little goes a long way.
Can beard oil help with patchy spots?
Beard oil won’t magically grow hair where there’s none—but it will help the hairs you do have look fuller, healthier, and more defined. Proper grooming = better coverage.
Can I use beard oil every day?
Absolutely. In fact, daily use is the key to keeping your beard conditioned, flake-free, and smelling legendary. Your beard deserves the consistency.
Will Warlord Beard Oil make my beard greasy?
Hell no. Our formula absorbs fast, leaves zero greasy residue, and keeps your beard touchably soft all day. No slick mess. Just greatness.
What makes Warlord better than the other brands?
We’re veteran-owned. No filler. No fluff. Just real ingredients that work, crafted for real men who give a damn about how they show up.

How to Use Warlord Beard Oil for Legendary Results
Use the dropper to apply beard oil directly into your palm.
Rub your hands together and work it deep into your beard—starting at the roots and working to the tips.
Finish by brushing or combing to style.
- Short Beard: 5 drops
- Medium Beard: 10 drops
- Long Beard: 15+ drops
- Adjust fire as needed
- Make SURE the beard oil gets to the skin beneath your beard. This is key!
💀 Pro tip: A little goes a long way. Use daily or after showering to keep your beard soft, itch-free, and commanding respect.
New to beard oil? Or just tired of winging it?
Check out our blog: Beard Oil 101: Everything You Need To Know
What Real Warlords Are Saying
- "My wife loves this scent on me. Be prepared to get a lot of compliments. - Thomas"
- "This is the only beard oil I will ever buy. I have never trusted the garbage they sell at major retailers. This stuff is top notch! - Jeremy"
- "Been using this stuff for 10 years! Love it! -Benjaman"